1. I love you: I am fond of your companionship and put you above most, but never above me. Consider it an honor.<\/p>\n
2. I’m sorry, forgive me: I really do not enjoy the fact that your mood has altered. Please revert back to normal.<\/p>\n
3. I’d do anything for you: I’d do plenty to keep you right where I want you to be<\/p>\n
4. My condolences for your loss: *crickets* … It’s just a body. See you later when you aren’t being an emotional train-wreck.<\/p>\n
5. S\/he fills my heart with joy: I haven’t had this much fun playing in a long time, and the sex is more than acceptable.<\/p>\n
6. I love my family: They’re mine.<\/p>\n
7. That’s simply shocking: You’ve touched my morbid bone. No need to stop now…<\/p>\n
8. Deep down, I feel I’m a good person: I’m not in prison and I stopped abusing animals, mostly. What more can you possibly demand of me?<\/p>\n
9. I’m not a monster, I’m a human too: I’m trying to seem human, give me a break. It’s not like this is particularly natural for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1. I love you: I am fond of your companionship and put you above most, but never above me. Consider it an honor. 2. I’m sorry, forgive me: I really do not enjoy the fact that your mood has altered. Please revert back to normal. 3. I’d do anything for you: I’d do plenty to…<\/p>\n