{"id":1407,"date":"2004-07-19T05:28:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-19T05:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/19\/and-here-i-thought-cats-were-graceful-things\/"},"modified":"2004-07-19T05:28:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-19T05:28:00","slug":"and-here-i-thought-cats-were-graceful-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/19\/and-here-i-thought-cats-were-graceful-things\/","title":{"rendered":"and here I thought cats were graceful things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;except when you hear a lot of scratching and then a flomp.<\/p>\n<p>Kitty was investigating my desk, when he slipped off my printer and fell in my clothes hamper:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/old_portfolio\/boris-hamper.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/various_pics\/old_portfolio\/t_boris-hamper.jpg\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Michel and Isabelle came over to see the kitty, and spend a nice evening chatting. Good time, good times. <\/p>\n<p>Going to bed now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;except when you hear a lot of scratching and then a flomp. Kitty was investigating my desk, when he slipped off my printer and fell in my clothes hamper: Michel and Isabelle came over to see the kitty, and spend a nice evening chatting. Good time, good times. Going to bed now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-mH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}