{"id":1415,"date":"2004-07-21T16:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-21T16:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/21\/cat-got-me-good-this-morning\/"},"modified":"2004-07-21T16:49:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-21T16:49:00","slug":"cat-got-me-good-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/21\/cat-got-me-good-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat got me good this morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Urgh. Boris has discovered the joy of jumping up on my desk when I&apos;m home. He was really cute this morning, sitting on my keyboard chasing the cursor on my screen. The bad side of this is that I can&apos;t really browse and or type with a keyboardful of cat, so I usually dump him on my bed. <\/p>\n<p>These days, he&apos;s flexing his kitty muscles and trying to jump on everything, which includes the back of my computer chair. That&apos;s always a tad worrisome, as he&apos;s not coordinated for beans, and I&apos;m always afraid he&apos;s going to misjudge the jump and claw me in the back &#8211; where my freshly healing tat is located. So anyway, this morning, he tried to jump on my lap as a prelude to reach the desk. At this point, I&apos;m just wearing my kimono as I just got out of the shower&#8230; You can see this one coming. He jumps, the fabric slips from under him, and I wind up with two huge gashes on my hip. Sexay, indeed. Bugger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Urgh. Boris has discovered the joy of jumping up on my desk when I&apos;m home. He was really cute this morning, sitting on my keyboard chasing the cursor on my screen. The bad side of this is that I can&apos;t really browse and or type with a keyboardful of cat, so I usually dump him&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/21\/cat-got-me-good-this-morning\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Cat got me good this morning&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-mP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}