{"id":1419,"date":"2004-07-23T13:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-23T13:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/23\/fuck-you-i-dont-need-this-first-thing-in-the-morning\/"},"modified":"2004-07-23T13:55:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-23T13:55:00","slug":"fuck-you-i-dont-need-this-first-thing-in-the-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/23\/fuck-you-i-dont-need-this-first-thing-in-the-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"FUCK YOU! I don&apos;t need this first thing in the morning!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHG!<\/p>\n<p>Words you do NOT want to see when you don&apos;t even have your first cup of coffee in the morning:<\/p>\n<p><b>Primary master failure.<br \/>\nPrimary slave failure.<br \/>\nNo system disk detected!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>What does this mean in layman&apos;s terms? My desktop is now a paperweight.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&apos;s not *that* bad, as I was able to boot into linux. My windows partition though, is toast. Fuuuuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHG! Words you do NOT want to see when you don&apos;t even have your first cup of coffee in the morning: Primary master failure. Primary slave failure. No system disk detected! What does this mean in layman&apos;s terms? My desktop is now a paperweight. Well, it&apos;s not *that* bad, as I was able to boot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/23\/fuck-you-i-dont-need-this-first-thing-in-the-morning\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;FUCK YOU! I don&apos;t need this first thing in the morning!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-mT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}