{"id":1420,"date":"2004-07-23T16:05:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-23T16:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/23\/today-will-be-the-suck\/"},"modified":"2004-07-23T16:05:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-23T16:05:00","slug":"today-will-be-the-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/23\/today-will-be-the-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"Today will be the suck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This day is less than 3 hours old. So far, it&apos;s been one of the shittiest days I&apos;ve had in recent memory.<\/p>\n<p>First my hard drive goes boom.<\/p>\n<p>Then, I have one hell of a bad-ass allergic reaction. My face went all blotchy and itchy, and my eyes. My eyes. I&apos;ve never seen that before. My eyes were red. Not bloodshot. Red! RED! as in no more white! I was sexy as hell, let me tell you.<\/p>\n<p>I figure it&apos;s either the cat litter that I changed, or some bathroom product of Marc&apos;s. Anyway, it&apos;s mostly resolved now &#8211; the joy of benadryl &#8211; except that I&apos;m doped to the gills and will be groggy for most of the day. I hate this shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This day is less than 3 hours old. So far, it&apos;s been one of the shittiest days I&apos;ve had in recent memory. First my hard drive goes boom. Then, I have one hell of a bad-ass allergic reaction. My face went all blotchy and itchy, and my eyes. My eyes. I&apos;ve never seen that before&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/23\/today-will-be-the-suck\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Today will be the suck!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-mU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}