{"id":14383,"date":"2014-07-25T09:00:17","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T09:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=14383"},"modified":"2014-07-25T09:00:17","modified_gmt":"2014-07-25T09:00:17","slug":"happy-sysadmin-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/25\/happy-sysadmin-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Sysadmin Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/monitorz.jpg\" alt=\"monitorz\" width=\"445\" height=\"400\" style=\"float:right;margin-left:10px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>How Do I Need Thee?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How do I need thee?  Let me count the ways<br \/>\nI need thee every time I mistakenly trash a file<br \/>\nI need thee when my laptop slows to a crawl<br \/>\nand when my server has crashed<br \/>\nI need thee when my system has been infected<br \/>\nwith horrible malware<br \/>\nand when I forget the password that I set up just yesterday<br \/>\nI need thee with a confidence that I seem to lose<br \/>\nwhen errors pop up all over my screen<br \/>\nI need thee with the breath,<br \/>\nSmiles, and tears, of every hour I spend at work<br \/>\nand, if I get safely home tonight,<br \/>\nI shall but need thee again tomorrow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How Do I Need Thee? How do I need thee? Let me count the ways I need thee every time I mistakenly trash a file I need thee when my laptop slows to a crawl and when my server has crashed I need thee when my system has been infected with horrible malware and when&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/25\/happy-sysadmin-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Happy Sysadmin Day&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[24,40],"class_list":["post-14383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-computers-are-evil","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-3JZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14383"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14385,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14383\/revisions\/14385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}