{"id":14580,"date":"2014-08-03T18:07:59","date_gmt":"2014-08-03T18:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=14580"},"modified":"2014-08-15T09:38:11","modified_gmt":"2014-08-15T09:38:11","slug":"a-story-in-30-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/03\/a-story-in-30-words\/","title":{"rendered":"A story in 30 words."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14579\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/03\/a-story-in-30-words\/wpid-wp-1407088646643-jpeg-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"620,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wpid-wp-1407088646643.jpeg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431.jpeg\" alt=\"wpid-wp-1407088646643.jpeg\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14579\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431.jpeg 620w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431-400x258.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431-100x64.jpeg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431-150x96.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431-200x129.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431-300x193.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431-450x290.jpeg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14070886466431-600x387.jpeg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As she lay besides his now-snoring figure, she thought to herself. &#8220;it&#8217;s OK, you&#8217;re not the first doctor to sleep with a patient&#8221;. Then another thought said &#8220;but, Wendy, you&#8217;re a veterinarian&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As she lay besides his now-snoring figure, she thought to herself. &#8220;it&#8217;s OK, you&#8217;re not the first doctor to sleep with a patient&#8221;. Then another thought said &#8220;but, Wendy, you&#8217;re a veterinarian&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-14580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-3Na","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14580"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14854,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14580\/revisions\/14854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}