{"id":14803,"date":"2014-08-08T23:05:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-08T23:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=14803"},"modified":"2014-08-11T14:05:35","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T14:05:35","slug":"bill-bailey-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/08\/bill-bailey-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill Bailey"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I came out of the airport in Denmark and there was a sign saying “welcome to the happiest country on earth” and I wondered, why are the Danes so happy… <\/p>\n

[Katy heckles:] BACON! <\/p>\n

… and the crowd goes wild. <\/p>\n

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When he misunderstood another heckle with “kick the table”, he went on a 5 minute rant about how that was the most existentialist heckle he’d ever had. There is no table on this stage, and he would I want to kick it?!? The only place it would make sense to say that is when you’re about to cheat a championship Jenga!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I came out of the airport in Denmark and there was a sign saying “welcome to the happiest country on earth” and I wondered, why are the Danes so happy… [Katy heckles:] BACON! … and the crowd goes wild. When he misunderstood another heckle with “kick the table”, he went on a 5 minute rant…<\/p>\n

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