{"id":14805,"date":"2014-08-09T00:18:20","date_gmt":"2014-08-09T00:18:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=14805"},"modified":"2014-08-09T12:46:15","modified_gmt":"2014-08-09T12:46:15","slug":"a-solution-to-the-middle-east-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/09\/a-solution-to-the-middle-east-crisis\/","title":{"rendered":"A solution to the middle east crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a follow up to bacon making the Danes happy, Katy and I have come to the conclusion that bacon makes everybody happy, and as such, people who do not eat bacon are fundamentally unhappy. Ergo, conflict between Jews and Muslims. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-world-peace-world-peace-bacon-politics-bush-muslims-islam-is-demotivational-poster-1218351701.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"world-peace-world-peace-bacon-politics-bush-muslims-islam-is-demotivational-poster-1218351701.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-world-peace-world-peace-bacon-politics-bush-muslims-islam-is-demotivational-poster-1218351701.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Prove me wrong!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a follow up to bacon making the Danes happy, Katy and I have come to the conclusion that bacon makes everybody happy, and as such, people who do not eat bacon are fundamentally unhappy. Ergo, conflict between Jews and Muslims. Prove me wrong!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-3QN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14805"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14813,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14805\/revisions\/14813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}