{"id":14818,"date":"2014-08-10T10:51:08","date_gmt":"2014-08-10T10:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=14818"},"modified":"2014-08-10T10:51:08","modified_gmt":"2014-08-10T10:51:08","slug":"thinking-about-my-upcoming-midlife-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/10\/thinking-about-my-upcoming-midlife-crisis\/","title":{"rendered":"Thinking about my upcoming midlife crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m going to turn 40 next year. In the traditional things to do for a midlife crisis, I’ve already done the booze,
\ndrugs and tattoos and my eyesight doesn’t allow me to have the fancy sports car or motorcycle. I already dress down for work, with cynical t-shirt and converse deck shoes. All that’s left available is getting a mistress. But that’s OK, Katy says she’s going to help me choose one. <\/p>\n

So far, here’s what we agree on:
\nMid-thirties
\nRedhead, long wavy hair
\nGreen eyes
\nAmple, yet pert bosoms
\nSize 14-16, toned build
\nHigh sex drive
\nMust have a combination of the following:
\n– poor sense of humour
\n– average intelligence (but not thick)
\n– annoying laugh <\/p>\n

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Interested candidates should contact Katy for an initial screening interview :-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m going to turn 40 next year. In the traditional things to do for a midlife crisis, I’ve already done the booze, drugs and tattoos and my eyesight doesn’t allow me to have the fancy sports car or motorcycle. I already dress down for work, with cynical t-shirt and converse deck shoes. All that’s left…<\/p>\n

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