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Your LJ Pirate Quest by rachelthedemon<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
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Your First Mate<\/span><\/td>\nmoonlightjoy<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Cabin Boy\/Girl<\/span><\/td>\nkaliko_mel<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Bodyguard<\/span><\/td>\nstraysparrow<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The Bad Guy\/Girl<\/span><\/td>\nultimategirl<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Obligatory Love Interest<\/span><\/td>\nraspberrysalmon<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The Fanservicey One<\/span><\/td>\nmontreality<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Coveted Treasure<\/span><\/td>\nThe secret to World Domination<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Number of people you kill to get it<\/span><\/td>\n2,610<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Number of times you get laid afterward<\/span><\/td>\n364<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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