{"id":14960,"date":"2014-08-26T16:16:17","date_gmt":"2014-08-26T16:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=14960"},"modified":"2014-08-27T08:17:34","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T08:17:34","slug":"why-do-you-torment-me-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/26\/why-do-you-torment-me-so\/","title":{"rendered":"Why do you torment me so?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14959\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/26\/why-do-you-torment-me-so\/wpid-super-mario-bros-gif\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros.gif\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wpid-super-mario-bros.gif\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-800x600.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-800x600.gif\" alt=\"wpid-super-mario-bros.gif\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-14959\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-800x600.gif 800w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-400x300.gif 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-100x75.gif 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-150x112.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-200x150.gif 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-300x225.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-450x337.gif 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-600x450.gif 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-super-mario-bros-900x675.gif 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Why , brain, why are you making me hum the super Mario game music in my head for the last hour?<\/p>\n<p><strong>edit:<\/strong> This is a Mario I wouldn&#8217;t mind keeping around&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14963\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/26\/why-do-you-torment-me-so\/wpid-wp-1409079639330-jpeg-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"700,467\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wpid-wp-1409079639330.jpeg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301.jpeg\" alt=\"wpid-wp-1409079639330.jpeg\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14963\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301.jpeg 700w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301-400x266.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301-100x66.jpeg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301-150x100.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301-200x133.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301-450x300.jpeg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/wpid-wp-14090796393301-600x400.jpeg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why , brain, why are you making me hum the super Mario game music in my head for the last hour? 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