{"id":1504,"date":"2004-08-25T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-25T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/25\/cause-im-really-bored\/"},"modified":"2004-08-25T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-25T18:00:00","slug":"cause-im-really-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/25\/cause-im-really-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"Cause I&apos;m really bored"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a target=\"_blank&apos; href=\"http:\/\/www.jibjab.com\/play.asp?contentid=162\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/jibjab-parody.jpg\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Just in case some of you might have missed this before. Fun quotes:<\/p>\n<p>Kerry: You can&apos;t say nuclear, that really scares me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bush: You&apos;re a libreal sissy!<br \/>\nKerry: You&apos;re a rightwing nutjob!<br \/>\nBush: You&apos;re pinko commie!<br \/>\nKerry: You&apos;re dumb as doorknob!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-og","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}