{"id":1543,"date":"2004-09-10T16:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-10T16:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/10\/why-doing-time-may-be-better-than-working\/"},"modified":"2004-09-10T16:23:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-10T16:23:00","slug":"why-doing-time-may-be-better-than-working","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/10\/why-doing-time-may-be-better-than-working\/","title":{"rendered":"Why "Doing Time" May Be Better Than Working"},"content":{"rendered":"

Originally from \"[info]\"<\/a>kaliko_mel<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

In Prison: You spend most of your time in a 7 x 10 cell.
\nAt Work: You spend most of your time in a 6 x 6 cubicle. <\/p>\n

In Prison: You get three meals a day – no charge.
\nAt Work: You get a break to have one meal a day – and you have to pay for it. <\/p>\n

In Prison: You get time off for good behavior.
\nAt Work: You get rewarded for good behavior – with more work. <\/p>\n

In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
\nAt Work: You have to carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. <\/p>\n

In Prison: You can watch TV, read newspapers and play games.
\nAt Work: You will be fired if caught watching TV, reading newspapers or playing games. <\/p>\n

In Prison: You get your own private toilet.
\nAt Work: You have to share a toilet with many others. <\/p>\n

In Prison: You are allowed to have family and friends visit you.
\nAt Work: You are not even allowed to speak to family or friends. <\/p>\n

In Prison: All your expenses are paid for by the taxpayers.
\nAt Work: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work and then they deduct tax from your salary (to pay for prisoner expenses). <\/p>\n

In Prison: You spend all your time looking out through bars, wishing you could get out.
\nAt Work: You spend most of your time wishing you could get out – and go inside bars. <\/p>\n

In Prison: The prisons are run by wardens and guards who are often sadistic.
\nAt Work: You have the same sadists but they're called supervisors and managers. <\/p>\n

In Prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
\nAt Work: You get fired if you get caught sending or reading e-mail jokes.<\/p>\n

NOW GET BACK TO WORK !!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Originally from kaliko_mel In Prison: You spend most of your time in a 7 x 10 cell. At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6 x 6 cubicle. In Prison: You get three meals a day – no charge. At Work: You get a break to have one meal a day –…<\/p>\n

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