{"id":15732,"date":"2014-09-23T13:30:15","date_gmt":"2014-09-23T13:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=15732"},"modified":"2014-09-23T13:30:15","modified_gmt":"2014-09-23T13:30:15","slug":"terrifying-5-word-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/23\/terrifying-5-word-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Terrifying 5-word stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Your browser history made public.\n<li>Living alone, toilet was warm.\n<li>We lost internet access. Forever.\n<li>Hard drive failed, no backups.\n<li>On heavy medication, sleep deprived.\n<li>Wrong clip uploaded to Facebook.\n<li>Alone in bed. Blanket shifts.\n<li>Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Strangers again.\n<li>Wife screams, at her funeral.\n<li>Wake. Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.\n<li>Last person alive hears knocking.\n<li>Her heart stopped. She didn&#8217;t.\n<li>That door was just closed.\n<li>Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Monday.\n<li>Just saw my reflection blink.\n<li>It enjoys watching you sleep.\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your browser history made public. Living alone, toilet was warm. We lost internet access. Forever. Hard drive failed, no backups. On heavy medication, sleep deprived. Wrong clip uploaded to Facebook. Alone in bed. Blanket shifts. Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Strangers again. Wife screams, at her funeral. Wake. Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat. Last person alive hears knocking&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/23\/terrifying-5-word-stories\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Terrifying 5-word stories&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-15732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-45K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15732"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15734,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15732\/revisions\/15734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}