{"id":15760,"date":"2014-09-25T09:40:25","date_gmt":"2014-09-25T09:40:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=15760"},"modified":"2014-09-25T09:40:25","modified_gmt":"2014-09-25T09:40:25","slug":"what-did-the-german-interrogator-say-to-his-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/25\/what-did-the-german-interrogator-say-to-his-watch\/","title":{"rendered":"What did the German interrogator say to his watch?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"15761\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/25\/what-did-the-german-interrogator-say-to-his-watch\/army-leader-we-have-ways-of-making-you-tock\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/we_have_ways_of_making_you_talk.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"400,451\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Tony Zuvela via Jantoo Cartoons - www.jantoo.com\/cartoon\/36534464&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;\\u00a9 Tony Zuvela via Jantoo Cartoons - www.jantoo.com\/cartoon\/36534464&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Army Leader: &#039;We have ways of making you Tock.&#039;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Army Leader: &amp;#8216;We have ways of making you Tock.&amp;#8217;\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/we_have_ways_of_making_you_talk.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/we_have_ways_of_making_you_talk.jpg\"  width=\"400\" height=\"451\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15761\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/we_have_ways_of_making_you_talk.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/we_have_ways_of_making_you_talk-354x400.jpg 354w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ve haff vays of making you tock!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ve haff vays of making you tock!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-15760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-46c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15760"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15762,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15760\/revisions\/15762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}