{"id":1600,"date":"2004-10-05T01:03:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-05T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/05\/ummm-wow\/"},"modified":"2004-10-05T01:03:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-05T01:03:00","slug":"ummm-wow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/05\/ummm-wow\/","title":{"rendered":"Ummm, wow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How to put in words the undescribable. You can&apos;t, not with any sort of coherent order. So, here&apos;s just a jumble of ideas and impressions of the past 4 days in order to remember:<\/p>\n<p>1. I was late (this, reminded to me by a wet Katy who&apos;s reading behind my shoulder)<br \/>\n2. I never expected to be as comfortable, as quickly, as I am right now<br \/>\n3. Painkillers, good.<br \/>\n4. Sex? wow.<br \/>\n4b. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex? better. But tiring. I think I broke her, then she broke me. Lather, rinse, repeat.<br \/>\n5. Leaving the apartment at some point would be a good idea &#8211; after all, she needs to actually show she&apos;s <b>been<\/b> to Montreal.<br \/>\n6. Biting, good. Tickling, bad<sup>&dagger;<\/sup>.<br \/>\n7. My lips chafe. This is good and not good.<\/p>\n<p>That is all for now. I need energy, so food beckons.<\/p>\n<p><sup>&dagger;<\/sup> Depends on the when, where and why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to put in words the undescribable. You can&apos;t, not with any sort of coherent order. So, here&apos;s just a jumble of ideas and impressions of the past 4 days in order to remember: 1. I was late (this, reminded to me by a wet Katy who&apos;s reading behind my shoulder) 2. I never expected&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/05\/ummm-wow\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Ummm, wow.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-pO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}