{"id":1607,"date":"2004-10-08T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-08T16:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/08\/it-soo-wasnt-me\/"},"modified":"2004-10-08T16:42:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-08T16:42:00","slug":"it-soo-wasnt-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/08\/it-soo-wasnt-me\/","title":{"rendered":"it soo wasn&apos;t me!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hello everyone! <\/p>\n<p>richard has just done a very silly thing, a very silly thing indeed! he has left me alone in a room with his laptop, connected to the internet, while he is signed in to live journal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>now&#8230; what to do?? what to do??<\/p>\n<p>*rubs chin thoughtfully*<\/p>\n<p>damn!! i used to be so good at messing with peoples accounts&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>richard is very VERY ticklish, but then you probably know this anyway. prime spots are neck, knees, and sides&#8230; and trust me i say, it really doesn&apos;t take much!! <\/p>\n<p>oh, and he actually not a bad singer&#8230; get him doing karioke i say&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>anyway, the man approaches, so i should go and look harmless for a while&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;the girl&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hello everyone! richard has just done a very silly thing, a very silly thing indeed! he has left me alone in a room with his laptop, connected to the internet, while he is signed in to live journal&#8230; now&#8230; what to do?? what to do?? *rubs chin thoughtfully* damn!! i used to be so good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/08\/it-soo-wasnt-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;it soo wasn&apos;t me!!!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-pV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}