Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
\nAlways listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
\nGet a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.
\nIf it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science, it is opinion.
\nIt has long been known that one horse can run faster than another–but which one? Differences are crucial.
\nCertainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win.
\nIf you don't like yourself, you can't like other people.
\nYour enemy is never a villain in his own eye. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate–and quickly.
\nOf all the strange “crimes” that human beings have legislated out of nothing, “blasphemy” is the most amazing–with “obscenity” and “indecent exposure” fighting it out for second and third place.
\nThere is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know–so why fret about it?
\nCheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
\nIt is better to copulate than never.
\nAll men are created unequal.
\nMoney is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
\nDelusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
\nOne man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
\nSex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys, it's more sanitary.
\nMen rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
\nAvoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry. N.B.: Circumstances can force your hand. So think ahead!
\nA generation which ignores history has no past and no future.
\nPlace your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent. Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect. If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not…<\/p>\n