{"id":1644,"date":"2004-10-25T02:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-25T02:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/25\/beware-the-ghetto-bush\/"},"modified":"2004-10-25T02:17:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-25T02:17:00","slug":"beware-the-ghetto-bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/25\/beware-the-ghetto-bush\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware the ghetto bush!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was 14 or 15, I bought a pack of naughty playing cards at a flea market. When you&apos;re a horny teenager, that&apos;s a find indeed. I recently came across them and man, those things are SCARY!<\/p>\n<p>After showing them to Sara, her reaction to them was &#8220;it&apos;s a good I never saw them when I was younger or I&apos;d never have become a lesbian&#8221;. We&apos;re talking jungle bush here.<\/p>\n<p><!--cut=\"BEWARE - IMAGES UNDER THE CUT DEFINITIVELY NOT WORK SAFE\"--><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/ghettobush1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/ghettobush2.jpg\"><\/center><br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/ghettobush3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/ghettobush4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/ghettobush5.jpg\"><\/center><!--\/cut--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was 14 or 15, I bought a pack of naughty playing cards at a flea market. When you&apos;re a horny teenager, that&apos;s a find indeed. I recently came across them and man, those things are SCARY! After showing them to Sara, her reaction to them was &#8220;it&apos;s a good I never saw them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/25\/beware-the-ghetto-bush\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Beware the ghetto bush!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-qw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}