{"id":1648,"date":"2004-10-27T19:32:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-27T19:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/27\/can-i-get-a-huge-doh-and-a-smack-from-the-gallery\/"},"modified":"2004-10-27T19:32:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-27T19:32:00","slug":"can-i-get-a-huge-doh-and-a-smack-from-the-gallery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/27\/can-i-get-a-huge-doh-and-a-smack-from-the-gallery\/","title":{"rendered":"Can I get a huge DOH (and a smack) from the gallery?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did something reeeeaaaaallly bad. I know it. <\/p>\n<p>I&apos;m not feeling tall in my boots right about now.<\/p>\n<p>I was supposed to meet Katy for lunch. Just as I get there, I run into an old coworker with his gf. Properly chastized from MJs birthday incident, I wanted to do things right.<\/p>\n<p>I open my mouth, and the words that come out are:<\/p>\n<p>Phil, let me introduce you to my girlfriend Nadia<sup>&dagger;<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<p>And then my brain realized what I&apos;d just said.<\/p>\n<p>And then I cringed.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">&dagger; The only thing I can say is that I&apos;d just seen her not 20 minutes before when she was in my office to say hello and say she wanted to meet Katy.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did something reeeeaaaaallly bad. I know it. I&apos;m not feeling tall in my boots right about now. I was supposed to meet Katy for lunch. Just as I get there, I run into an old coworker with his gf. Properly chastized from MJs birthday incident, I wanted to do things right. I open my&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/27\/can-i-get-a-huge-doh-and-a-smack-from-the-gallery\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Can I get a huge DOH (and a smack) from the gallery?&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-qA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}