{"id":1670,"date":"2004-11-08T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-08T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/08\/fuuuuuck\/"},"modified":"2004-11-08T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-08T03:00:00","slug":"fuuuuuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/08\/fuuuuuck\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuuuuuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fuuuuuuuck.<\/p>\n<p>I just came back from my parents&apos; place in a rush because I&apos;d invited people over to my place for an AD&#038;D night. So what happens? They cancel, without bothering to call me. I had to go online and check my email when they were one hour late.<\/p>\n<p>That, I am sorry to say, is unacceptable. I could have spent a lovely evening with the parental units, instead of being all pressed for time.<\/p>\n<p>Blerhg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuuuuuuuck. I just came back from my parents&apos; place in a rush because I&apos;d invited people over to my place for an AD&#038;D night. So what happens? They cancel, without bothering to call me. I had to go online and check my email when they were one hour late. That, I am sorry to say,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/08\/fuuuuuck\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Fuuuuuck&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3u9vK-fuuuuuck","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}