{"id":1682,"date":"2004-11-10T17:07:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-10T17:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/10\/yoinked-from-lj-userkolvin\/"},"modified":"2004-11-10T17:07:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-10T17:07:00","slug":"yoinked-from-lj-userkolvin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/10\/yoinked-from-lj-userkolvin\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoinked from &lt;lj user=&quot;kolvin&quot;&gt;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>x = yes<br \/>\no = no<br \/>\n~ = Maybe, depends.<\/p>\n<p>Would you ever&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>() go out with me?<br \/>\n() give me your number?<br \/>\n() have sex with me?<br \/>\n() let me kiss you?<br \/>\n() watch a movie with me&#8230;even a really sappy one?<br \/>\n() let me take you out to dinner?<br \/>\n() drive me somewhere\/anywhere?<br \/>\n() take a shower with me?<br \/>\n() be my gf\/bf?<br \/>\n() have a fling with me?<br \/>\n() listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?<br \/>\n() buy me a drink if i didnt have money?<br \/>\n() take me home for the night?<br \/>\n() let me sleep in your bed?<br \/>\n() sing car karaoke with me?<br \/>\n() sit in the doctors office with me because I didn&apos;t want to go alone?<br \/>\n() re-post this for me to answer your questions?<br \/>\n() let me give you a piggyback ride?<br \/>\n() come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;m screening answers so you can all be honest. ;-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>x = yes o = no ~ = Maybe, depends. Would you ever&#8230; () go out with me? () give me your number? () have sex with me? () let me kiss you? () watch a movie with me&#8230;even a really sappy one? () let me take you out to dinner? () drive me somewhere\/anywhere?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/10\/yoinked-from-lj-userkolvin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Yoinked from &lt;lj user=&quot;kolvin&quot;&gt;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-r8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}