{"id":1729,"date":"2004-11-25T20:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-25T20:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/25\/hee-hee-hee-5\/"},"modified":"2004-11-25T20:06:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-25T20:06:00","slug":"hee-hee-hee-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/25\/hee-hee-hee-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Hee Hee Hee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting tired of always seeing <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/ashre79\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/ashre79\/\"><b>ashre79<\/b><\/a>&apos;s fortune cookies and never being able to get one for myself. So I made my own:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/cgi-bin\/cookie.cgi\"><\/p>\n<p>Get one for yourself : <\/p>\n<form target=\"_blank\" action=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/cgi-bin\/cookie.cgi\"><input type=\"submit\" value=\"Don&apos;t press this button!\"><\/form>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Edit: if you have suggestions for fortunes, let me know :)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Edit #2: if you want to see the complete list of fortunes, click here : http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/cgi-bin\/cookie.cgi?dump=true<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting tired of always seeing ashre79&apos;s fortune cookies and never being able to get one for myself. So I made my own: Get one for yourself : Edit: if you have suggestions for fortunes, let me know :) Edit #2: if you want to see the complete list of fortunes, click here :&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/25\/hee-hee-hee-5\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Hee Hee Hee&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-rT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}