{"id":1735,"date":"2004-11-29T19:48:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-29T19:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/29\/holy-mother-of-crap\/"},"modified":"2004-11-29T19:48:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-29T19:48:00","slug":"holy-mother-of-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/29\/holy-mother-of-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy mother of crap!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls out of chair*<\/p>\n<p>I must find the source of that voice!<\/p>\n<p>Ever see bad japanise anime where some poor schoolgirl gets molested by a tentacle-monster? Know that high-pitched squeeky voice pleading for mercy? Well, by god, those things actually exist!<\/p>\n<p>Somebody just passed by my office talking like that!!! The fact that they were having a serious debate about protein translation would seem to indicate that this is in fact their normal voice!<\/p>\n<p>SA-WEET!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls out of chair* I must find the source of that voice! Ever see bad japanise anime where some poor schoolgirl gets molested by a tentacle-monster? Know that high-pitched squeeky voice pleading for mercy? Well, by god, those things actually exist! Somebody just passed by my office talking like that!!! The fact that they&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/29\/holy-mother-of-crap\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Holy mother of crap!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-rZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}