{"id":1737,"date":"2004-11-30T06:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-30T06:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/30\/somewhere-in-england-an-old-couple-is-cursing-my-name\/"},"modified":"2004-11-30T06:40:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-30T06:40:00","slug":"somewhere-in-england-an-old-couple-is-cursing-my-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/30\/somewhere-in-england-an-old-couple-is-cursing-my-name\/","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere in england, an old couple is cursing my name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I tried calling Katy when I got home today, as usual. Except, this time, things didn&apos;t go as planned. For a while there, I thought i was in an episode of the twilight zone. I kept calling her number, except I never got her. I got a fax machine, some random bloke, and an old couple who didn&apos;t understand a thing I was saying. I finally called Bell, to be told that there&apos;s an unknown bug in the switching system that&apos;s mucking up comminucations with the UK. Niiiiiiiice. The operator managed to connect us, but instead of the nice cheapie rate from the calling cards, this was full-on Bell goodness, so we couldn&apos;t talk as much. Blergh.<\/p>\n<p>It was kinda ok though, cause I had a counter full of dishes that had been slowly evolving sentience that I had to battle with. I managed to get rid of most of it, but my patience finally ran out after 2 hours. I still have the cutlery to do, blergh.<\/p>\n<p>Spent the night watching TV and brushing enough fur out of Boris to make myself a spare cat, with a set of kittens on the side. Speaking of brushing, I just brushed my teeth. Now this in itself might not be newsworthy, but I had to go buy a new toothbrush cause Boris licked mine yesterday. I decided to splurge a bit and buy an electric one &#8211; they were only 10$. Yes, I admit it, I&apos;m a commercial whore and I&apos;m the bitch of Oral-B, but it was FUN!<\/p>\n<p>Off to bed now, tired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried calling Katy when I got home today, as usual. Except, this time, things didn&apos;t go as planned. For a while there, I thought i was in an episode of the twilight zone. I kept calling her number, except I never got her. I got a fax machine, some random bloke, and an old&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/30\/somewhere-in-england-an-old-couple-is-cursing-my-name\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Somewhere in england, an old couple is cursing my name&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-s1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}