{"id":17523,"date":"2014-12-25T17:01:29","date_gmt":"2014-12-25T17:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=17523"},"modified":"2015-01-07T11:57:53","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T11:57:53","slug":"drunken-quotes-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/25\/drunken-quotes-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunken quotes of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The elephant goes moooo.<br \/>\n&#8230; <em>Mel<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He has an OK house. It&#8217;s nothing special, just like this one.<br \/>\n&#8230; <em>Sonal<\/em> <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17522\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/25\/drunken-quotes-of-the-day\/wpid-20141225_163242-jpg-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"4128,2322\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;GT-I9505&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1419525161&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wpid-20141225_163242.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-800x450.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-400x225.jpg\" alt=\"wpid-20141225_163242.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-800x450.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-100x56.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-200x113.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-450x253.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-20141225_1632421-900x506.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If anybody runs out of cigarettes, you can have one of mine.<br \/>\n&#8230; <em>Bean<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Leave the dishwasher open, just do it tomorrow. Besides, that&#8217;s the fridge you opened.<br \/>\n&#8230; <em>Stu<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The elephant goes moooo. &#8230; Mel He has an OK house. It&#8217;s nothing special, just like this one. &#8230; Sonal If anybody runs out of cigarettes, you can have one of mine. &#8230; Bean Leave the dishwasher open, just do it tomorrow. Besides, that&#8217;s the fridge you opened. &#8230; Stu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140,507],"class_list":["post-17523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christmas","tag-qotd"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-4yD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17523"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17639,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17523\/revisions\/17639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}