{"id":1764,"date":"2004-12-14T17:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-14T17:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/14\/motherfucker\/"},"modified":"2004-12-14T17:21:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-14T17:21:00","slug":"motherfucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/14\/motherfucker\/","title":{"rendered":"Motherfucker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just threw somebody out of my office. It felt good to do.<\/p>\n<p>I was making a playlist, ordering Pink Floyd tracks according to their original albums. Fascinating, i know, but bear with me. Thing is, I was concentrating on it. Now anybody who knows me knows that I kinda turn autistic when I concentrate, i.e. I block out the world around me and focus on a single thing. <\/p>\n<p>So when an idiot silently walks into my office and yells &#8220;JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU&apos;RE DOING?!&#8221; behind me, bad things happen. Like me almost falling out of my swivel chair and having a heart attack.<\/p>\n<p>I am rarely pissed off. Rarely angry. But this time, I just looked at him and calmly said &#8220;get out of my office before I punch your face in&#8221;. Funny thing, I meant it. Funnier thing, he left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just threw somebody out of my office. It felt good to do. I was making a playlist, ordering Pink Floyd tracks according to their original albums. Fascinating, i know, but bear with me. Thing is, I was concentrating on it. Now anybody who knows me knows that I kinda turn autistic when I concentrate,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/14\/motherfucker\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Motherfucker&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-ss","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}