{"id":1765,"date":"2004-12-14T17:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-14T17:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/14\/like-a-large-exotic-mushroom-in-the-fork-of-a-tree\/"},"modified":"2004-12-14T17:23:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-14T17:23:00","slug":"like-a-large-exotic-mushroom-in-the-fork-of-a-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/14\/like-a-large-exotic-mushroom-in-the-fork-of-a-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"like a large exotic mushroom in the fork of a tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--cut=\"British prize for bad sex in fiction\"-->LONDON (Reuters) &#8211; American author and journalist Tom Wolfe has won one of the world&apos;s most dreaded literary accolades &#8212; the British prize for bad sex in fiction. <\/p>\n<p>The prize is awarded each year &#8220;to draw attention to the crude, tasteless, often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in the modern novel&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Wolfe won it for a couple of purple passages from his latest novel &#8220;I am Charlotte Simmons&#8221;, a tale of campus life at an exclusive U.S. university.  &#8220;Slither slither slither slither went the tongue,&#8221; one of his winning sentences begins. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns &#8212; oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest &#8212; no, the hand was cupping her entire right &#8212; Now!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Judges described Wolfe&apos;s prose as &#8220;ghastly and boring&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>The former Washington Post correspondent, whose debut novel &#8220;Bonfire of the Vanities&#8221; was a defining text of the 1980s, fought off stiff competition from 10 other authors including South African Andre Brink, whose novel &#8220;Before I Forget&#8221; contains the following description of a woman&apos;s vulva: <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;(It was) like a large exotic mushroom in the fork of a tree, a little pleasure dome if ever I&apos;ve seen one, where Alph the sacred river ran down to a tideless sea. No, not tideless. Her tides were convulsive, an ebb and flow that could take you very far, far back, before hurling you out, wildly and triumphantly, on a ribbed and windswept beach without end.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Another writer who only narrowly escaped the prize was Britain&apos;s Nadeem Aslam for his novel &#8220;Maps for Lost Lovers&#8221; a tale of life in a Muslim community in an English town. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;His mouth looked for the oiled berry,&#8221; one of his raunchiest passages starts. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The smell of his armpits was on her shoulders &#8212; a flower depositing pollen on a hummingbird&apos;s forehead,&#8221; another reads.  The winner of the award, organised by the London-based Literary Review, is given an Oscar-style statuette and a bottle of champagne &#8212; but only if he or she comes to the awards ceremony in person. <\/p>\n<p>Organisers said Wolfe, who is based in New York, was the first writer in the 12-year history of the competition to decline his invitation. <!--\/cut--><\/p>\n<p>Original link: http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;cid=857&#038;e=1&#038;u=\/nm\/oukoe_odd_literature_sex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LONDON (Reuters) &#8211; American author and journalist Tom Wolfe has won one of the world&apos;s most dreaded literary accolades &#8212; the British prize for bad sex in fiction. The prize is awarded each year &#8220;to draw attention to the crude, tasteless, often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in the modern novel&#8221;. 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