{"id":1780,"date":"2004-12-20T06:57:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-20T06:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/20\/ummm-ew\/"},"modified":"2004-12-20T06:57:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-20T06:57:00","slug":"ummm-ew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/20\/ummm-ew\/","title":{"rendered":"Ummm, ew?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yoinked from <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/elfs\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/elfs\/\"><b>elfs<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.dollnomori.com\/doll\/index.html &#8211; link not safe for work.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dollnomori.com\/doll\/image\/15_mini.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>A love doll rental service. You can rent them by the hour, with delivery to your hotel of choice, with discretion guaranteed.<\/p>\n<p>Ummm, ew?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Edit: you can use Google&apos;s language translation service for a good laugh. They offer a BETA service for japanese to english. Look <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.ca\/language_tools?hl=en\">here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yoinked from elfs: http:\/\/www.dollnomori.com\/doll\/index.html &#8211; link not safe for work. A love doll rental service. You can rent them by the hour, with delivery to your hotel of choice, with discretion guaranteed. Ummm, ew? Edit: you can use Google&apos;s language translation service for a good laugh. They offer a BETA service for japanese to english&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/20\/ummm-ew\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Ummm, ew?&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-sI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}