Behold, the latest, and simply greatest bootleg merch to ever hit the market. Straight out of China, ready for ordering, is the “Sexy Inflatable Girl Pony” that you see above. That’s right everyone, China is now mass-producing Anthro Rainbow Dash sex dolls.
\nAccording to the listings on Alibaba, Dash stands at 5 foot 9 inches tall and is made of PVC. The price on the site says that one of these could be yours for as low as $99 a piece if you order in bulk, the factory is prepared to churn out as many as 3500 ponies a month if you need them to. It does appear to be one solid piece, probably much to the dismay of a notable segment of its consumer market, but the listing says that it IS good for parties, advertisements, or outdoor events. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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