{"id":18113,"date":"2015-03-10T16:31:45","date_gmt":"2015-03-10T16:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=18113"},"modified":"2015-03-10T16:31:45","modified_gmt":"2015-03-10T16:31:45","slug":"dilbertisms-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/10\/dilbertisms-at-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Dilbertisms at work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Leadership<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150222.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18114\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/10\/dilbertisms-at-work\/dt150222\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150222.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"900,439\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dt150222\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150222-800x390.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150222.jpg\" alt=\"dt150222\" width=\"700\" height=\"341\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18114\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150222.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150222-400x195.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150222-800x390.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Harry Potter<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150115.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18116\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/10\/dilbertisms-at-work\/dt150115\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150115.gif\" data-orig-size=\"900,280\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dt150115\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150115-800x249.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150115.gif\" alt=\"dt150115\" width=\"700\" height=\"218\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18116\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Perfect employee<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150308.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18115\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/10\/dilbertisms-at-work\/dt150308\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150308.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"900,439\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dt150308\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150308-800x390.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dt150308.jpg\" alt=\"dt150308\" width=\"700\" height=\"341\" class=\"alignnone size-full 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