{"id":18143,"date":"2015-03-13T15:17:05","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T15:17:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=18143"},"modified":"2015-03-13T15:17:05","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T15:17:05","slug":"bad-joke-of-the-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/13\/bad-joke-of-the-day-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad joke of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_18144\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18144\" style=\"width: 266px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18144\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/13\/bad-joke-of-the-day-2\/train_jump\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/train_jump.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"333,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.5&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;unknown&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1287850647&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;18&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.001&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"train_jump\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Did you hear about the musician who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train? &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/train_jump.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/train_jump-266x400.jpg\" alt=\"Did you hear about the musician who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train?\" width=\"266\" height=\"400\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-18144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/train_jump-266x400.jpg 266w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/train_jump.jpg 333w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 266px) 100vw, 266px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-18144\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Did you hear about the musician who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train?<br \/><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-18143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-4ID","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18143"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18147,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18143\/revisions\/18147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}