{"id":1817,"date":"2005-01-12T17:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-12T17:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/12\/a-swig-of-benzene\/"},"modified":"2005-01-12T17:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-12T17:27:00","slug":"a-swig-of-benzene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/12\/a-swig-of-benzene\/","title":{"rendered":"A swig of benzene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&apos;s the subject line of the latest spam I got this morning. I found it amusing.<\/p>\n<p>I just got my McGill staff ID card. I&apos;m happy with it, I don&apos;t look like a deranged psycho killer on the picture. <\/p>\n<p>On the metro on my way to work this morning, I wanted to seriously rant on someone. A guy was standing right next to me and kept sniffling. Not tiny discrete sniffles that everybody does once in a while. We&apos;re talking full-body-you-can-hear-it-all-the-way-across-the-train SNKZKSKKSNKKKSKKKSKKKSRZRRRT snurfles that were disgusting as hell. You could imagine the gallons of snot the guy was slurping. It was truly repulsive. I was contemplating getting off and switching trains at one point when he got off. I almost applauded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&apos;s the subject line of the latest spam I got this morning. I found it amusing. I just got my McGill staff ID card. I&apos;m happy with it, I don&apos;t look like a deranged psycho killer on the picture. On the metro on my way to work this morning, I wanted to seriously rant on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/12\/a-swig-of-benzene\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A swig of benzene&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-tj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}