{"id":1818,"date":"2005-01-12T19:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-12T19:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/12\/some-people-have-the-gift-to-suck-the-happiness-right-out-of-your-day\/"},"modified":"2005-01-12T19:42:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-12T19:42:00","slug":"some-people-have-the-gift-to-suck-the-happiness-right-out-of-your-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/12\/some-people-have-the-gift-to-suck-the-happiness-right-out-of-your-day\/","title":{"rendered":"some people have the gift to suck the happiness right out of your day"},"content":{"rendered":"

IT'S A FUCKING MICROWAVE, BITCH, NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL FIEFDOM!<\/b><\/p>\n

I've just been told off for using the “office staff” microwave by the secretary-with-the-permanent-scowl. I hate people like that, who feel the need to exclude everybody not within their little safe boundaries. I'm staff. I work in the office right next to theirs. But I'm not *office* staff, therefore I can't use their fucking microwave.<\/p>\n

People like that really push my buttons.<\/p>\n

I was having a nice day.<\/p>\n

Now, I just want to go over there and pee in her teapot.<\/p>\n

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Edit: before you people think I'm a drama queen, it's also the tone in which she told me off. It wasn't a polite information that I wasn't allowed to use that facility, it was an arrogant, obnoxious “you can't use this microwave. it's for office staff only. you have to leave now, ok?!”<\/p>\n

Urgh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

IT'S A FUCKING MICROWAVE, BITCH, NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL FIEFDOM! I've just been told off for using the “office staff” microwave by the secretary-with-the-permanent-scowl. I hate people like that, who feel the need to exclude everybody not within their little safe boundaries. I'm staff. I work in the office right next to theirs. But I'm…<\/p>\n

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