Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.<\/p>\n
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.<\/p>\n
Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.<\/p>\n
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.<\/p>\n
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.<\/p>\n
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.<\/p>\n
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.<\/p>\n
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.<\/p>\n
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)<\/p>\n
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.<\/p>\n
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed<\/p>\n
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.<\/p>\n
You get stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.<\/p>\n
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.<\/p>\n
Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.<\/p>\n
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.<\/p>\n
A vaccine is a jab well done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet,…<\/p>\n