{"id":18233,"date":"2015-03-28T19:57:48","date_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:57:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=18233"},"modified":"2015-03-28T20:17:16","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T20:17:16","slug":"new-entries-for-the-dictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/28\/new-entries-for-the-dictionary\/","title":{"rendered":"New entries for the dictionary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Cashtration:<\/strong> The act of making a large purchase which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ignoranus:<\/strong> A person who&#8217;s both stupid and an asshole<\/p>\n<p><strong>Intaxicaton:<\/strong> Euphoria at getting a tax refund,which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reintarnation:<\/strong> Coming back to life as a hillbilly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bozone:<\/strong> The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Giraffiti:<\/strong> Vandalism spray-painted very,very high<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sarchasm:<\/strong> The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn&#8217;t get it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Inoculatte:<\/strong> To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Osteopornosis:<\/strong> A degenerate disease.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Decafalon:<\/strong> The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dopeler Effect:<\/strong> The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Arachnoleptic Fit:<\/strong> The frantic dance performed just after you&#8217;ve accidentally walked through a spider web..<\/p>\n<p><strong>Beelzebug:<\/strong> Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Caterpallor:<\/strong> The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you&#8217;re eating.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flabbergasted:<\/strong> Appalled, by discovering how much weight one has gained.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Esplanade:<\/strong> To attempt an explanation while drunk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Balderdash:<\/strong> A rapidly receding hairline.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oyster:<\/strong> A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cashtration: The act of making a large purchase which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. Ignoranus: A person who&#8217;s both stupid and an asshole Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/28\/new-entries-for-the-dictionary\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;New entries for the dictionary&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-18233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-4K5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18233"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18236,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18233\/revisions\/18236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}