{"id":18437,"date":"2015-04-20T12:10:44","date_gmt":"2015-04-20T12:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=18437"},"modified":"2015-04-20T12:15:26","modified_gmt":"2015-04-20T12:15:26","slug":"words-that-must-be-added-to-the-english-dictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/20\/words-that-must-be-added-to-the-english-dictionary\/","title":{"rendered":"Words that must be added to the English dictionary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Afterclap <\/strong>(n) the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped<br \/>\n<strong>Askhole <\/strong>(n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions<br \/>\n<strong>Bedgasm <\/strong>(n) a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day<br \/>\n<strong>Beerboarding <\/strong>(v) extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk<br \/>\n<strong>Celfish <\/strong>(adj) An individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people<br \/>\n<strong>Chairdrobe <\/strong>(n) a pile of clothes left on a chair in place of a closet or dresser; see also floordrobe<br \/>\n<strong>Dopplebanger <\/strong>(n) a person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related<br \/>\n<strong>Dudevorce <\/strong>(n) when two bros officially end their friendship (opp. bromance)<br \/>\n<strong>Errorist <\/strong>(n) someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong<br \/>\n<strong>Internest <\/strong>(n) the cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods of time on the internet<br \/>\n<strong>Masturdating <\/strong>(v) going out alone to a movie or a restaurant<br \/>\n<strong>Nonversation <\/strong>(n) a completely worthless conversation; small talk<br \/>\n<strong>Texpectation <\/strong>(n) the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text<br \/>\n<strong>Youniverse <\/strong>(n) used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself; their universe consists only of them<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Afterclap (n) the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped Askhole (n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions Bedgasm (n) a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day Beerboarding (v) extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk Celfish&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/20\/words-that-must-be-added-to-the-english-dictionary\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Words that must be added to the English dictionary&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-18437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-4Nn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18437"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18439,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18437\/revisions\/18439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}