{"id":18455,"date":"2015-04-24T14:19:35","date_gmt":"2015-04-24T14:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=18455"},"modified":"2015-04-24T14:19:35","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T14:19:35","slug":"when-i-die-i-want-strippers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/24\/when-i-die-i-want-strippers\/","title":{"rendered":"When I die, I want strippers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/funeral-strippers.jpg\" alt=\"funeral-strippers\" width=\"329\" height=\"257\" style=\"float:left;margin-right:10px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>China Plans Crackdown on Funeral Strippers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Chinese Ministry of Culture is preparing an attack on the habit of inviting strippers to funerals in the country, a move intended to bolster the apparent popularity of the deceased by ensuring more people turn up to mourn. The practise is rooted in cultural reasons, apparently, with superstitions believing that a well attended funeral is more likely to mean a successful spot in the afterlife for the deceased, even if all attendees are stifling erections while completely unaware of who the dead person in the box is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>China Plans Crackdown on Funeral Strippers The Chinese Ministry of Culture is preparing an attack on the habit of inviting strippers to funerals in the country, a move intended to bolster the apparent popularity of the deceased by ensuring more people turn up to mourn. The practise is rooted in cultural reasons, apparently, with superstitions&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/24\/when-i-die-i-want-strippers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;When I die, I want strippers!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[521],"class_list":["post-18455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-nsfw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-4NF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18455"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18458,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18455\/revisions\/18458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}