{"id":18542,"date":"2015-05-12T15:31:50","date_gmt":"2015-05-12T15:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=18542"},"modified":"2015-05-12T15:31:50","modified_gmt":"2015-05-12T15:31:50","slug":"user-requirement-gathering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/12\/user-requirement-gathering\/","title":{"rendered":"User requirement gathering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18543\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/12\/user-requirement-gathering\/mauve-database\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mauve-database.gif\" data-orig-size=\"640,194\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"mauve-database\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mauve-database.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mauve-database.gif\" alt=\"mauve-database\" width=\"640\" height=\"194\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18543\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, when dealing with our stakeholders, we get into conversations that I like to paraphrase thusly:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I want something. but I leave it to other people to figure out what I want.<br \/>\nAnd make it purple. Cause that has more rams. More rams are better.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s my project, but don&#8217;t expect me to make decisions about it.<br \/>\nIt needs to do everything I want, just how I want it.<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m not going to tell you how I want it to be done. Cause that&#8217;s private.<br \/>\nAnd if it doesn&#8217;t work, it&#8217;s your fault. Why can&#8217;t you just do it.<br \/>\nI need it yesterday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, when dealing with our stakeholders, we get into conversations that I like to paraphrase thusly: I want something. but I leave it to other people to figure out what I want. And make it purple. Cause that has more rams. More rams are better. It&#8217;s my project, but don&#8217;t expect me to make decisions&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/12\/user-requirement-gathering\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;User requirement gathering&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40],"class_list":["post-18542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-4P4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18544,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18542\/revisions\/18544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}