{"id":1865,"date":"2005-02-04T06:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-04T06:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/04\/i-love-your-dad-hes-so-random\/"},"modified":"2005-02-04T06:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-04T06:10:00","slug":"i-love-your-dad-hes-so-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/04\/i-love-your-dad-hes-so-random\/","title":{"rendered":"I love your dad, he&apos;s so random!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things that happened tonight:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Katy falling asleep on me and drooling on my shirt\n<li>Random snarly gargoyle noises punctuated by &#8220;oooh! email!&#8221;\n<li>Katy being unable to even approach me without me bursting in a fit of girly giggles\n<li>Random yelling of &#8220;you don&apos;t love me anymore&#8221; and &#8220;PANTS!&#8221;\n<li>&#8220;I like where you&apos;re headed, but just so you know, I&apos;m going to fart soon&#8221;\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things that happened tonight: Katy falling asleep on me and drooling on my shirt Random snarly gargoyle noises punctuated by &#8220;oooh! email!&#8221; Katy being unable to even approach me without me bursting in a fit of girly giggles Random yelling of &#8220;you don&apos;t love me anymore&#8221; and &#8220;PANTS!&#8221; &#8220;I like where you&apos;re headed, but just&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/04\/i-love-your-dad-hes-so-random\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;I love your dad, he&apos;s so random!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-u5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}