{"id":1892,"date":"2005-02-15T23:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-15T23:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/15\/me-absent-minded-never\/"},"modified":"2005-02-15T23:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-15T23:14:00","slug":"me-absent-minded-never","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/15\/me-absent-minded-never\/","title":{"rendered":"Me? Absent-minded? Never!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to fax something and I was looking all over for a pen to fill out a cover sheet. I was starting to get annoyed, cause I&apos;d been scrounging for a pen all over the fax room for 5 minutes, until I realized that I had one just behind my ear.  I used to do that all the time when I was a grad student&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to fax something and I was looking all over for a pen to fill out a cover sheet. I was starting to get annoyed, cause I&apos;d been scrounging for a pen all over the fax room for 5 minutes, until I realized that I had one just behind my ear. I used to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/15\/me-absent-minded-never\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Me? Absent-minded? Never!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-uw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}