{"id":1916,"date":"2005-02-24T22:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T22:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/24\/im-such-a-man-when-it-comes-to-these-things\/"},"modified":"2005-02-24T22:24:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-24T22:24:00","slug":"im-such-a-man-when-it-comes-to-these-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/24\/im-such-a-man-when-it-comes-to-these-things\/","title":{"rendered":"I'm such a man when it comes to these things."},"content":{"rendered":"

I went shopping for sensible shoes and a dress shirt. I hate shopping, hate it with a passion. Therefore, like most men, I go into a store and my thought process goes as such. These are shoes. They are black. They fit. They look acceptable. Sold. This is a shirt. It is blue. It matches my suit. It matches my tie. Sold. Oooh, I don't have to iron it. Bonus. <\/p>\n

So now I just need a haircut and to dry-clean my suit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I went shopping for sensible shoes and a dress shirt. I hate shopping, hate it with a passion. Therefore, like most men, I go into a store and my thought process goes as such. These are shoes. They are black. They fit. They look acceptable. Sold. This is a shirt. It is blue. It matches…<\/p>\n

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