{"id":19173,"date":"2015-07-22T13:44:41","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T13:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=19173"},"modified":"2015-07-22T13:44:41","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T13:44:41","slug":"throwing-feces-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/22\/throwing-feces-around\/","title":{"rendered":"Throwing feces around"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Donald is everywhere in the media these days. Unfortunately, he seems to have two poses when he&#8217;s in front of a camera: doped-up dog or full-on howler monkey.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-dog.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19175\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/22\/throwing-feces-around\/trump-dog\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-dog.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"568,679\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"trump-dog\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-dog.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-dog-335x400.jpg\" alt=\"trump-dog\" width=\"335\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-dog-335x400.jpg 335w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-dog.jpg 568w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 335px) 100vw, 335px\" \/><\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-monkey.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19174\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/22\/throwing-feces-around\/trump-monkey\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-monkey.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"610,686\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Alex Brandon&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Donald Trump  addresses the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington, Thursday, Feb. 10, 2011. (AP Photo\/Alex Brandon)&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"trump-monkey\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-monkey.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-monkey-356x400.jpg\" alt=\"trump-monkey\" width=\"356\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-monkey-356x400.jpg 356w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trump-monkey.jpg 610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 356px) 100vw, 356px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The US presidential race is sooo going to be amusing in the coming year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Donald is everywhere in the media these days. Unfortunately, he seems to have two poses when he&#8217;s in front of a camera: doped-up dog or full-on howler monkey. &nbsp; The US presidential race is sooo going to be amusing in the coming year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,109,136],"class_list":["post-19173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-brought-to-you-by-the-fda","tag-dealing-with-idiots","tag-god-bless-the-land-of-the-free"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-4Zf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19173"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19177,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19173\/revisions\/19177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}