{"id":1951,"date":"2005-03-10T22:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T22:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/10\/top-10-reasons-why-junkyard-wars-is-better-than-iron-chef\/"},"modified":"2005-03-10T22:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T22:35:00","slug":"top-10-reasons-why-junkyard-wars-is-better-than-iron-chef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/10\/top-10-reasons-why-junkyard-wars-is-better-than-iron-chef\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 reasons why Junkyard Wars is better than Iron Chef"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. The costumes are functional and fireproofed, not something silly made of silver lam, by a brocade addict.\n
  2. Forget wimpy knives, how about a 2 hp, 14″ diameter abrasive cutoff saw that could take off a leg in two seconds. Instead of a one handed tenderizing mallet, try a 5 kg sledge on a 1 meter handle.\n
  3. The ingredients supply weighs 800 tons, and covers half an acre.\n
  4. Your torch isn't some wimpy hand held thing, only suitable for browning brul, its got a 6 tank gas manifold, and an oxygen tank as tall as you are.\n
  5. The fire extinguisher is a “how many times” not an “just in case”\n
  6. Your ingredients don't try to run away. They may take a crane to move, and might try to crush you however.\n
  7. No giggly, squeaky voiced actress only there to be decorative. The co-host has a Ph.D., and created the show.\n
  8. Which would you rather cut in half, a white delivery van or a live squid?\n
  9. You aren't judged on beauty of presentation. Ugly, and menacing looking are desirable attributes.\n
  10. Your fate is decided by the laws of physics, not the whims of a fortune teller turned food writer.\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The costumes are functional and fireproofed, not something silly made of silver lam, by a brocade addict. Forget wimpy knives, how about a 2 hp, 14″ diameter abrasive cutoff saw that could take off a leg in two seconds. Instead of a one handed tenderizing mallet, try a 5 kg sledge on a 1 meter…<\/p>\n

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