{"id":1956,"date":"2005-03-13T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-13T18:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/13\/efficient-me-is-scary\/"},"modified":"2005-03-13T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-13T18:03:00","slug":"efficient-me-is-scary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/13\/efficient-me-is-scary\/","title":{"rendered":"Efficient me is scary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Egads!<\/p>\n<p>It&apos;s not even 11am and I&apos;ve:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>cooked and eaten breakfast\n<li>done all my laundry\n<li>folded half of it (the rest is in the dryer as I&apos;m typing this)\n<li>done 3\/4 of my dishes (I can never do them all, I don&apos;t know why)\n<li>scared the cat with the vacuum cleaner\n<li>looked for apartments in Cambridge\n<\/ul>\n<p>FEAR ME, FOR I AM DOMESTIC!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Egads! It&apos;s not even 11am and I&apos;ve: cooked and eaten breakfast done all my laundry folded half of it (the rest is in the dryer as I&apos;m typing this) done 3\/4 of my dishes (I can never do them all, I don&apos;t know why) scared the cat with the vacuum cleaner looked for apartments in&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/13\/efficient-me-is-scary\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Efficient me is scary&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-vy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}