{"id":2102,"date":"2005-06-06T03:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-06T03:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/06\/oh-your-mark-get-set-cook\/"},"modified":"2005-06-06T03:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-06T03:39:00","slug":"oh-your-mark-get-set-cook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/06\/oh-your-mark-get-set-cook\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh your mark, get set, cook!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;ve been cooking for 4 and a half hours. I&apos;ve been doing dishes for 4 and a half hours. <\/p>\n<p>Dinner was kick-ass, but I&apos;m TIRED!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>On a completely unrelated note, Tesco delivered my groceries this morning, as well as part of somebody else&apos;s. It&apos; the only way I can explain why I ordered 12 eggs and ended up getting 33.<\/p>\n<h1>33!!!<\/h1>\n<p>I&apos;ve made a bundt cake, I&apos;ve made a quiche, I&apos;ve made pancakes. I still have 23 eggs left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;ve been cooking for 4 and a half hours. I&apos;ve been doing dishes for 4 and a half hours. Dinner was kick-ass, but I&apos;m TIRED! On a completely unrelated note, Tesco delivered my groceries this morning, as well as part of somebody else&apos;s. It&apos; the only way I can explain why I ordered 12 eggs&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/06\/oh-your-mark-get-set-cook\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Oh your mark, get set, cook!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,132],"class_list":["post-2102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cooking","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-xU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}