{"id":2121,"date":"2005-06-15T19:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-15T19:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/15\/so-wrong-so-very-very-wrong-d\/"},"modified":"2005-06-15T19:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-15T19:13:00","slug":"so-wrong-so-very-very-wrong-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/15\/so-wrong-so-very-very-wrong-d\/","title":{"rendered":"So wrong, so very very wrong :D"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.thesneeze.com\/mt-archives\/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php<\/p>\n<p>Favourite quotes:<\/p>\n<p>Lifting the lid revealed a weird sour smell, something akin to mild vinegar and stale meat. I almost want to say it was like a freshly douched pork chop. But I won&apos;t. Why? Because I&apos;m a fucking gentleman.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, the little pile inside looked kinda like baked beans. It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan&apos;s asshole.<\/p>\n<p>So, how does Huitlacoche taste? Does it matter?? <b>LOOK AT IT!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.thesneeze.com\/mt-archives\/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php Favourite quotes: Lifting the lid revealed a weird sour smell, something akin to mild vinegar and stale meat. I almost want to say it was like a freshly douched pork chop. But I won&apos;t. Why? Because I&apos;m a fucking gentleman. Actually, the little pile inside looked kinda like baked beans. It also smelled kinda&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/15\/so-wrong-so-very-very-wrong-d\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;So wrong, so very very wrong :D&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[69,87],"class_list":["post-2121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-links","tag-news-from-the-stupid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-yd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}