My phone number is one-off from a taxi serice. The taxi is 918, I'm 819. This means that once in a while, we get the occasional random phone call (usually either really late or really early) asking for a cab. <\/p>\n
This morning, I spent 2 minutes arguing with a little old lady that no, this wasn't Phil's Taxi Service:<\/p>\n
LOL: I'd like a taxi please
\nme: I'm sorry, you have a wrong number
\nLOL: No I don't, this is Phil's Taxi Service
\nme: I'm sorry ma'am, but it's not.
\nLOL: Yes it is, I have the number on the card right in front of me XXXXXXXX918
\nme: You've reached XXXXXXXX819.
\nLOL: That's what I said. Now I'd like a cab.
\nme: *silence*
\nme: I'm really sorry ma'am, but this is a private flat, not a taxi service
\nLOL: Oh bother (she actually said that) *hangs up*<\/p>\n
I was told off because I wouldn't send a cab out to her. If I'd have been just a bit more evil, I'd have taken her address down and hung up way before the end of that stupid conversation…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My phone number is one-off from a taxi serice. The taxi is 918, I'm 819. This means that once in a while, we get the occasional random phone call (usually either really late or really early) asking for a cab. This morning, I spent 2 minutes arguing with a little old lady that no, this…<\/p>\n