{"id":2148,"date":"2005-07-06T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-06T17:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/06\/yoinked-from-lj-userultimategirl\/"},"modified":"2005-07-06T17:46:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-06T17:46:00","slug":"yoinked-from-lj-userultimategirl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/06\/yoinked-from-lj-userultimategirl\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoinked from &lt;lj user=&quot;ultimategirl&quot;&gt;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) I can&apos;t leave home without having checked that I have my keys, wallet, antihistamines, cell phone, epipen and that my oven is properly off (even if I haven&apos;t actually used it that day). Even if it&apos;s to go to the corner store to pick up a loaf of bread. I can check this multiple times before actually leaving the house. I think I have mild OCD but can&apos;t really be bothered to do anything about it. My friends call this my macarena dance.<\/p>\n<p>2) Even though I can remember trivial facts from years ago, I have crap short-term memory and am therefore always writing things down on bits of paper. Every few weeks, I go through all my pockets and wallet to purge all a not insignificant biomass.<\/p>\n<p>3) When I&apos;m busy doing something, the world can crumble around me and I won&apos;t really notice it. <\/p>\n<p>4) When I&apos;m concentrating on something, I tend to tuck my chin in my shirt up to my nose. I can&apos;t really tell you why.<\/p>\n<p>5) I&apos;m addicted to my email and can check it, without exageration, about 150 times a day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) I can&apos;t leave home without having checked that I have my keys, wallet, antihistamines, cell phone, epipen and that my oven is properly off (even if I haven&apos;t actually used it that day). Even if it&apos;s to go to the corner store to pick up a loaf of bread. I can check this multiple&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/06\/yoinked-from-lj-userultimategirl\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Yoinked from &lt;lj user=&quot;ultimategirl&quot;&gt;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-2148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-yE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}